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Vistry slashes profit forecasts as losses balloon
Housebuilder Vistry Group reported a staggering £661 million loss in the first half of the year, leading to a significant slash in profit forecasts. The company has announced a major strategic overhaul involving major downsizing and a reduction in its regional operations to simplify its business structure. These measures aim to address severe operational struggles and stabilize the firm's financial standing after a turbulent period.
Source: Vistry slashes profit forecasts as losses balloon — The Guardian
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