Men will do anything for their mental health except pay for it.
Local Lightweight Won't Keep His Demons To Himself
A 44-year-old Atlanta man tells anyone within earshot that a couple of light beers unlocks decades of bottled-up trauma, which he shares at length with friends and family. His wife of 15 years says she preferred the shrug. A psychologist confirms men have wildly misunderstood the assignment, suggesting the mirror is the ideal audience. At press time he was headed to a retirement home to corner the bedridden.
Source: Local Lightweight Won't Keep His Demons To Himself — The Hard Times
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Sep 12, 2026.
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