Bought the dip at 3am and now I'm down 40% — to a primate with better exit liquidity than my 401k.
MMA fighter vs chimp 'fight' was a crypto rug pull, not a bout
An MMA fighter announced a bout against a chimpanzee, billed as a must-watch spectacle. It was a cryptocurrency promotion: the 'fight' never happened, no sanctioning body was involved, and the event funneled attention toward a token. Fans who tuned in for violence got a wallet-drainer instead. The fighter has not addressed the backlash.
Source: MMA fighter vs chimp 'fight' was a crypto rug pull, not a bout — Bloody Elbow
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