Nothing says 'authentic punk' like your music playing while someone debates extra pickles.
Turnstile Is Five Guys' September Featured Artist
Five Guys has named Turnstile its September featured artist, meaning the Baltimore hardcore band's music will play in the chain's restaurants for the month. The unlikely pairing puts mosh-pit energy behind the counter of a fast-food burger joint, and raises the question of whether a Double Double comes with a side of stage diving.
Source: Turnstile Is Five Guys' September Featured Artist — r/nottheonion
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Sep 12, 2026.
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