The only thing longer than the final round is the list of asterisks next to the leaderboard.
PGA Tour's TOUR Championship: Math Finals, Golf Second
The PGA Tour's TOUR Championship wraps up its final round amid the usual fanfare—and the usual asterisks. With the season-long points race and a staggered start, the leaderboard is a math problem as much as a golf tournament. Fans tune in to see who hoists the trophy, and who has to explain the format at the water cooler.
Source: PGA Tour's TOUR Championship: Math Finals, Golf Second — PGA Tour
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