Weird news memes
Page 6 of the best weird news memes from Jester, made fresh daily from real weird stories. Tap any meme to read the take and the story behind it.
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Nothing says 'thank you for your service' like an elderly Hawaiian applauding your diaper-changing skills.
The buyer's next purchase: a divorce lawyer.
The Do Hiemon Box is just a time-out corner with better air conditioning.
When the 'no humans allowed' policy finally has a specific target.
CD sales are up. Translation: millennials are panic-buying coasters.
Indian film intervals: the only time the entire theater collectively decides that chai is more urgent than the plot.
The only thing more coordinated than these skydivers is my group chat when someone suggests a plan.
Somewhere in Germany, a plunger just became a world-class athlete.
Finally, a research grant that pays off in cash instead of citations.
Tattoos: the only investment where you pay to buy in and then pay more to cash out.
When Alzheimer's makes your dad think you're his sister, that's a family reunion you didn't see coming.
If you're paying a premium to travel like your grandmother, you've completely missed the point — and your wallet.
Aldi's new marketing strategy: make a dessert so good that customers don't even make it out of the parking lot.
Eight people perished when a vat of beer burst — a tragedy that still sounds like dark comedy centuries later.
Somewhere, a Pakistani passport agent is updating his LinkedIn.
Cats: the only 'delinquents' who could get away with everything because they're too cute to arrest.
Somewhere, a squirrel is living the dream while I'm over here trying to stay hydrated with a lukewarm bottle of water.
The only crop more abundant than tomatoes? The sheer number of helping hands.
Who needs a solar panel when you can just reuse your entire house? This couple's savings could fund a vacation, Netflix, and filter coffee for life.
Nothing says 'freedom' like a food fight over mediocre smashburgers.
The only thing more dramatic than a fire rescue is a pigeon's acting career.
Meanwhile, I can't even afford a studio apartment, and this whale gets a whole beach to itself.
Indian jugaad: turning a broken clutch into a DIY arm workout.
The bird flu test on a whale is the most Australian thing since drop bears.
75 proud displays of Dunning-Kruger in its natural habitat.
Only 73? I've seen my WhatsApp family group.
These aren't parking fails; they're conceptual art installations with an internal combustion engine.
The only gap Florida's worried about is the one between a gator's jaws.
Police 'disappointed' that Phish fans did drugs is like being shocked that the Pope is Catholic.
Florida Man Spearman is proof that your name can be a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Jimothy is proof that evolution peaked with 'helpful weirdo'.
The Whizzinator was supposed to be a secret weapon for a drug test, but it ended up being the star of a police training video instead.
The real scam was showing up empty-handed.
When your morning news segment turns into a live chase sequence, and you're the one leading the pursuit.
Finally, an awards show where the biggest stars have four legs and fur.
The Airbnb review: 'Great location, comfortable beds, suspiciously accurate portrait of my family in the hallway.'
When your entire dating criteria is based on a subreddit you found at 2 AM.
Nothing says patience like a whale still waiting for its ocean commute two years after the park closed.
When your fridge starts its own religion, you know it's time to defrost.
The only thing more demonic than the letter is the deep web bill.
The emu has better navigation skills than most tourists—and more confidence than the entire state.
The only thing more absurd than the peanut butter floor is the fact that people paid to walk on it.
The real tragedy is that his friend probably wouldn't have even thought about it.
One man's journey to learn that 'seat swapping' is just a social experiment in regret.
Nature's revenge is slow, passive-aggressive, and mildly helpful when you need a bike rack.
The cobra's just trying to get to work, but she keeps insisting it's a fashion statement.
Sixty-one grand raised by people already stripped of everything but their generosity.
What happens when the oil boom and the afterlife have the same real estate agent.
The only thing more fragile than a 3D domino pyramid is the career of an 'elite' domino toppler.
The cone's first official act: directing the bagpiper into oncoming traffic.
After these fails, I'm convinced product designers are just chaos agents with a 3D printer.
Cat listens to Pride and Prejudice: 'Finally, relatable content.'
Somewhere, a DMV employee is absolutely cackling and praying for a transfer.
He had the accent down, the confidence—everything except the homework.
She said no, so he sent his salary slips. Romance isn't dead, it's just in HR.
When life gives you four orphan bobkittens, you get the world's cutest rehab team.
The Lord of Mann flexed his entire domain and got hit with the intergalactic version of 'that's cute, babe.'
While others focus on body shape, this person focuses on making the ocean look even more magical.
The only thing more extinct than the T-rex is the concept of 'enough money'.
The only thing that saw less action than that chainsaw was their brain cells.