CD sales are up. Translation: millennials are panic-buying coasters.
US CD sales rise despite many buyers lacking CD players
CD sales in the US have risen for the first time in years, despite most buyers lacking a CD player. The trend is driven by nostalgia and high vinyl prices, but many admit they have no way to listen to their purchases.
Source: US CD sales rise despite many buyers lacking CD players — r/nottheonion
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Jul 17, 2026.
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