Finally, a research grant that pays off in cash instead of citations.
Husband's research pays off with $500,000 lottery win
A Maryland woman credited her husband's 'research' for their $500,000 scratch-off win. The husband's study apparently involved choosing the right ticket. The couple plans to use the money for 'further research'—or maybe just the mortgage.
Source: Husband's research pays off with $500,000 lottery win — UPI Odd News
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Jul 17, 2026.
Advertisement
More Weird memes
Advertisement
Marmite's exit is the ultimate humblebrag for people who liked it: 'You wouldn't get it, it's discontinued.'
The first time a politician has ever been caught reading a script that was literally written to sound less like a script.
Ryanair's social media team has done more for healthcare discourse than a dozen think tanks, and all it took was butter and Dr Pepper.
Ghana's tallest man proved that the best giants are the ones who lift others up.
Lee just turned a spray can into a resume.
A WOMAN BURNED DOWN HER WEDDING VENUE A DAY BEFORE THE CEREMONY.
PAID $65 FOR 'WORLD'S FIRST' AMPHITHEATRE. IT WAS A FAKE.
Pig racing teams are the only athletes whose pre-race meal is a cheat day for the coaches.