Aging Goth Couple Barely Scare Each Other Anymore
Aging Goth Couple Barely Scare Each Other Anymore
In Peoria, Illinois, aging goth couple Rob and Patricia Ferney said they no longer frighten each other after 15 years together. They are attending couples counseling conducted via Zoom from a cemetery and have booked tickets to Universal Studios’ Halloween Horror Nights, hoping the event will revive their shared thrill.
Source: Aging Goth Couple Barely Scare Each Other Anymore — The Hard Times
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