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RFK Jr. claims control over intestinal outbreak
Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. announced that a recent severe intestinal illness outbreak is now under control and its source has been identified. Former FDA Commissioner Dr. Robert Califf provided expert testimony during the assessment of the federal response, marking a high-level review of the government's management of the situation.
Source: RFK Jr. claims control over intestinal outbreak — CBS News
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Jul 21, 2026.
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