Supreme Court Finally Makes Landmark Ruling on ‘Freddy vs. Jason’ Case

The U.S. Supreme Court ruled in favor of Jason Voorhees over Freddy Krueger in a landmark decision announced in Washington, with Justice Neil Gorsuch citing Voorhees's rural values and dislike of Krueger's hat. Krueger responded by threatening Chief Justice John Roberts. Legal experts noted the court has also resolved Alien vs. Predator and Godzilla vs. Kong.

Source: Supreme Court Finally Makes Landmark Ruling on ‘Freddy vs. Jason’ Case — The Hard Times

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