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China unveils 'Star Hub' satellite network for in-orbit AI computing
Researchers have unveiled 'Star Hub', a massive satellite constellation designed to process vast amounts of data directly in orbit. By moving heavy AI computation away from Earth-based servers, the network aims to slash latency for government and commercial users, effectively turning the vacuum of space into the world's most expensive cloud computing cluster.
Source: China unveils 'Star Hub' satellite network for in-orbit AI computing — South China Morning Post
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Jul 24, 2026.
Topics: tech · space · ai · innovation · china
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