Audi Q9: because nothing says 'I care about the environment' like a 6,000-pound apology.
Audi's New Q9: The SUV That Eats Cities
Audi has officially revealed the 2027 Q9, a colossal three-row SUV designed to dominate American roads. The vehicle is part of Audi's aggressive push into the US market, offering more space and luxury—and a bigger footprint—than ever before.
Source: Audi's New Q9: The SUV That Eats Cities — Car and Driver
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