Keven Schlotterbeck joins Southampton, hoping the 'win-at-all-costs' mentality doesn't mean 'cost of relegation'.
Southampton sign defender Keven Schlotterbeck from FC Augsburg
Southampton have signed German defender Keven Schlotterbeck from FC Augsburg, with the player vowing to bring a win-at-all-costs mentality to the club. The move is part of Southampton's push to climb the Premier League table after a tough start.
Source: Southampton sign defender Keven Schlotterbeck from FC Augsburg — BBC
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