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Spurs agree deal for Sarr, medical booked as exit talks continue
Tottenham have agreed a deal for Pape Matar Sarr, with a medical scheduled amid talks over his exit from Metz. The 19-year-old Senegal midfielder is seen as a key piece in Spurs' rebuild under Nuno Espirito Santo.
Source: Spurs agree deal for Sarr, medical booked as exit talks continue — London Evening Standard
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