Soybeans now come with a built-in excuse for disappointing yields: 'It was the best crop ever, everyone says so.'
Agriculture Dept. Puts Trump’s Face On Soybeans
The USDA has approved a new soybean variety emblazoned with the president's face, a move critics call a publicity stunt that undermines agricultural science. The department claims it will boost farmer morale, but experts question the nutritional and ethical implications of branding crops with a politician's likeness.
Source: Agriculture Dept. Puts Trump’s Face On Soybeans — The Onion
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Sep 8, 2026.
Topics: trump · soybeans · agriculture · farming · politics · satire · onion
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