The real challenge isn't finding new air traffic controllers, it's finding people who haven't already gone mad watching their own lives.
NATS seeks new air traffic controllers
NATS, the UK's air traffic control provider, has launched a recruitment drive to hire the next generation of air traffic controllers. The ad seeks individuals who can handle the intense pressure of guiding planes safely, a role that requires sharp focus and calm under stress. As air travel rebounds, the need for skilled controllers is critical, with NATS emphasizing the importance of this demanding yet vital profession.
Source: NATS seeks new air traffic controllers — Ayr Advertiser
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