The government is trying to fix the housing market with the same energy as someone trying to put out a forest fire with a desk fan.
Government Unveils New Plan to Streamline Property Transactions
The UK government has unveiled a new property market plan aimed at reducing transaction stress and speeding up the home-buying process. The initiative promises to modernize data sharing and simplify the conveyancing chain, though critics suggest it avoids addressing the fundamental issue of supply-side affordability in a struggling sector.
Source: Government Unveils New Plan to Streamline Property Transactions — GOV.UK
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