Turns out the most effective way to handle the White House press corps isn't transparency, it's a 16-year-old with a grudge and a Zara gift card.
White House Taps Mean Teen In Zara Fitting Room As New Press Secretary
The White House has appointed a teenage girl known for her ruthless social maneuvering and public humiliation tactics as the new press secretary. White House officials cited her proven ability to make others feel profoundly insecure and her history of targeted, high-stakes bullying as the ideal preparation for daily interaction with the press corps.
Source: White House Taps Mean Teen In Zara Fitting Room As New Press Secretary — The Onion
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Aug 17, 2026.
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