CD Projekt Red giving away a free remaster is the gaming equivalent of saying 'sorry' after stepping on your foot — appreciated, but you're still limping.
Witcher 3 Remastered Coming Free to All Owners in September
CD Projekt Red announced a remastered version of The Witcher 3, launching this September as a free upgrade for all existing owners. The move aims to reward fans and generate buzz around the beloved RPG, though some players are skeptical of the timing given the studio's troubled Cyberpunk 2077 launch.
Source: Witcher 3 Remastered Coming Free to All Owners in September — IGN
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