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Apple TV+ Renews 'Dark Matter' for Season 2, Doubling Down on Sci-Fi
Apple TV+ is doubling down on its sci-fi slate, renewing 'Dark Matter' for a second season despite the first's middling reviews and the platform's reputation for spending big on shows that barely register. The renewal signals Apple's commitment to prestige genre fare, even as Netflix churns out similar concepts faster and cheaper. Expect more parallel-universe existential dread, now with a slightly bigger budget and the same confused audience.
Source: Apple TV+ Renews 'Dark Matter' for Season 2, Doubling Down on Sci-Fi — IndieWire
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