The only time 'draw' means 'nails being bitten off' in Scotland.
Scottish League Cup draw stirs fan anxiety on Sunday
The Scottish League Cup draw will take place on Sunday, with SPFL teams set to learn their next opponents. Fans are anxiously waiting, hoping to avoid facing the Old Firm giants or tough away ties.
Source: Scottish League Cup draw stirs fan anxiety on Sunday — SPFL
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