Arsenal fans planning the open-top bus parade before the player even agrees to leave his current club.
Arsenal's Vinicius Jr hopes dashed as Real Madrid star confirms stay
Vinicius Junior will stay at Real Madrid beyond this summer, according to Sky Sports. Arsenal fans, who had hoped to sign the Brazilian, now face disappointment as Madrid secure their star winger.
Source: Arsenal's Vinicius Jr hopes dashed as Real Madrid star confirms stay — Sky Sports
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