The lottery is just a tax on people who failed math, and the government is the teacher.
Lottery Dreams Dashed Again as Numbers Roll
The UK National Lottery results for Saturday, August 1 were announced, with the usual astronomical odds and Thunderball draw. As always, the jackpot remained elusive for most, while the lottery's marketing machine spun dreams of instant wealth. The real winners? The taxman.
Source: Lottery Dreams Dashed Again as Numbers Roll — Liverpool Echo
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