Only in America can you dodge the draft and still end up with a gluten-free bakery in Seattle.
Anarchist Bakery Proudly Draft Dodger Owned
Seattle's Communist Mani-Feast-O bakery proudly advertises its owners as draft dodgers, with a lineage of evading military service dating back to the Battle of Bunker Hill. Critics, including a dishonorably discharged veteran, find the pride offensive. The bakery remains open, though owners fled amid geopolitical tensions.
Source: Anarchist Bakery Proudly Draft Dodger Owned — The Hard Times
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