Collingwood's retention plan: win flag, lose star. It's the circle of suck.
Magpies and star premiership forward split
Bobby Hill, a key forward in Collingwood's 2023 premiership, is working with the club to exit despite having three years left on his contract, signaling a mutual split just one season after the flag.
Source: Magpies and star premiership forward split — Sydney Morning Herald
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Jul 20, 2026.
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