Rob is one nunchuck away from being the only guy in Connecticut whose Ring doorbell is a legal defense fund.
Nunchuck Owner Just Itching for Reason to Nunchuck Something
Rob Langford of Bridgeport, Connecticut owns nunchucks and is reportedly eager to use them on anything that qualifies — legally. He's tested the weight, threatened trespassers, and once tried to nunchuck his TV remote (it broke; they ordered a new one). Experts note nunchucks are a hobbyist's weapon with a steep self-injury curve, and that their owners are a very specific type. At press time, Langford was stalking a fly around his living room, nunchucks ready.
Source: Nunchuck Owner Just Itching for Reason to Nunchuck Something — The Hard Times
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Sep 10, 2026.
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