Go Woo-suk's denial has a better grip on the story than his glove ever did.
Go Woo-suk Suspended 10 Games for Illegal Substances in Minor League
Go Woo-suk was suspended 10 games for using an illegal foreign substance on his glove during a minor league game. The pitcher denies wrongdoing and plans to appeal the MLB decision.
Source: Go Woo-suk Suspended 10 Games for Illegal Substances in Minor League — 한겨레
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Jul 27, 2026.
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