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NS&I signals major savings overhaul ahead of Premium Bonds update
NS&I has announced a significant operational overhaul ahead of an impending Premium Bonds update. While the government-backed savings institution has remained tight-lipped on specific bond details, the move signals a broader refresh of its digital infrastructure and product offerings, leaving savers waiting to see if their returns will finally move.
Source: NS&I signals major savings overhaul ahead of Premium Bonds update — GB News
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