White House Downplays Hyena Biting Down On Trump’s Ass
The White House said on Friday that a juvenile hyena, estimated under 80 pounds, was biting President Donald Trump’s right buttock after the animal tore through his suit pocket. Assistant press secretary Beni Rae Harmony dismissed media focus on the incident, emphasizing economic issues instead.
Source: White House Downplays Hyena Biting Down On Trump’s Ass — The Onion
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