Two teams, one preseason, zero Americans awake to see it.
South East Melbourne Phoenix v Illawarra Hawks Oct 04, 2026
The South East Melbourne Phoenix host the Illawarra Hawks on October 4, 2026, in the opening round of the NBL season. The league tips off its new campaign with the Phoenix seeking a strong home start and the Hawks travelling to open on the road. It is the first of the season's fixtures between the two clubs.
Source: South East Melbourne Phoenix v Illawarra Hawks Oct 04, 2026 — NBL
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Oct 4, 2026.
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