Chelsea's latest signing strategy: show up with the player, say 'we found him in the parking lot,' and dare the Premier League to prove otherwise.
Dastan Satpaev: How Chelsea can unleash new signing this week before official transfer
Chelsea plan to field Kazakh youngster Dastan Satpaev this week before his transfer is officially registered, exploiting a provisional registration loophole. The move could set a precedent for clubs to bypass window restrictions, while rival managers cry foul.
Source: Dastan Satpaev: How Chelsea can unleash new signing this week before official transfer — London Evening Standard
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