Messi isn't playing soccer anymore, he's just playing Monopoly with the Segunda Division.
Lionel Messi Adds Spanish Second-Tier Club Eldense to His Personal Collection
Lionel Messi has acquired a majority stake in CD Eldense, a Spanish second-division club, marking his second club purchase this year following his acquisition of UE Cornella in April. The 39-year-old forward, currently playing for Inter Miami, bought the shares from a Colombian investment group. The club currently sits 19th in the standings.
Source: Lionel Messi Adds Spanish Second-Tier Club Eldense to His Personal Collection — Channel News Asia
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Oct 1, 2026.
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