Birthday boy Logan got a kayak ride, a hospital stay, and a namesake turtle — talk about a party favor upgrade.
Kayak Guide Paddles Into Action to Rescue a Sea Turtle in Distress
Kayak guide Allison Calhoun cut her tour short on August 8 to rescue a juvenile green sea turtle covered in tumors. The turtle, named Logan after a guest celebrating his birthday, was transported to The Turtle Hospital in Marathon. The hospital is treating the fibropapilloma tumors and hopes to release him back to the wild.
Source: Kayak Guide Paddles Into Action to Rescue a Sea Turtle in Distress — Good Good Good
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