When the high-stakes trading floor feels more like a charity drive than a boardroom.
What if giving away a day’s revenue was the best day of your year?
BGC Group raised US$16 million for global charities during its annual Charity Day, held on September 11. The event, which commemorates the 658 Cantor Fitzgerald employees lost in the 9/11 attacks, saw celebrities like Jamie Redknapp and Helen Mirren assist traders in closing deals. Total funds raised since 2005 have reached US$250 million.
Source: What if giving away a day’s revenue was the best day of your year? — Positive News
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Sep 16, 2026.
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