We really just let the final boss of concert tickets / start buying up the actual venues.
Live Nation Acquires Pukkelpop Festival After Antitrust Review
The Belgian competition authority officially approved Live Nation's acquisition of the Pukkelpop festival, provided the company meets specific conditions. The deal faced scrutiny regarding market dominance in live event production, leading to regulatory oversight aimed at maintaining competition in the Belgian music scene. Live Nation now adds the influential festival to its extensive global concert portfolio.
Source: Live Nation Acquires Pukkelpop Festival After Antitrust Review — Digital Music News
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Sep 16, 2026.
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