Apple's blood-oxygen feature: the only thing dropping faster than your SpO2 is their legal team's net worth.
Apple Watch Blood Oxygen feature row: $634M appeal rejected
Apple's bid to overturn a $634M patent infringement ruling over the Apple Watch's blood oxygen sensor has been rejected. The company must either pay up or disable the feature in future models, marking a costly defeat for the tech giant.
Source: Apple Watch Blood Oxygen feature row: $634M appeal rejected — India Today
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Jul 22, 2026.
Topics: applewatch · tech · lawsuit · apple · smartwatch
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