At this rate, the next big discovery gets unboxed behind a $4.99 paywall.
OnlyMarms: Marmots open an OnlyFans to fund research
Alpine-marmot researchers in Switzerland, their funding slashed, launched OnlyMarms — an OnlyFans page where subscribers pay to watch the rodents in their habitat. Proceeds go to conservation and messaging work the scientists say government budgets no longer support.
Source: OnlyMarms: Marmots open an OnlyFans to fund research — r/nottheonion
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Jul 31, 2026.
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