Timmy the 270-lb sea turtle has officially had a better summer than most of us — rescued by boaters, the Coast Guard, AND a veterinary team.
270-pound sea turtle rescued by Coast Guard and boaters in Florida Keys
The U.S. Coast Guard helped recreational boaters rescue a 270-pound loggerhead sea turtle named Timmy, spotted struggling near Sugarloaf Key. She was taken to The Turtle Hospital for diagnostic testing to address neurological concerns.
Source: 270-pound sea turtle rescued by Coast Guard and boaters in Florida Keys — Good Good Good
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