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Columbia's Michael Zheng comes full circle as Americans advance at US Open
Columbia's Michael Zheng, a college tennis star, advanced at the US Open, marking a full-circle moment in his young career as Americans made progress in the tournament. His dual life as a student and athlete highlights the balancing act required at the highest levels of the sport.
Source: Columbia's Michael Zheng comes full circle as Americans advance at US Open — The Guardian
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