Dembele seeing his name on this list must be like stumbling into the VIP section of the wrong party.
Top Goalscorers in 2026: Kane, Haaland, Mbappe, Dembele...
The top goalscorers list for 2026 features Kane, Haaland, Mbappe, and surprisingly, Ousmane Dembele. The inclusion of the injury-prone French winger has sparked amusement and disbelief among fans.
Source: Top Goalscorers in 2026: Kane, Haaland, Mbappe, Dembele... — Planet Football
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Jul 15, 2026.
Topics: football · topscorers · kane · haaland · mbappe · dembele
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