At 41, Craig Gordon's knees finally filed for retirement before he did.
Craig Gordon: Scottish goalkeeping great retires at 41
Craig Gordon, the legendary Scottish goalkeeper who starred for Hearts, Celtic, Sunderland, and Scotland, has announced his retirement at 41. Known for his longevity and penalty-saving prowess, Gordon's career spanned over two decades, leaving a legacy as one of Scotland's greatest shot-stoppers.
Source: Craig Gordon: Scottish goalkeeping great retires at 41 — BBC
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