Arsenal just paid Newcastle €90M for the right to finish third again.
Arsenal close on €90M Guimarães deal
Newcastle accepted a €90M offer from Arsenal for midfielder Bruno Guimarães, with reports of a medical and personal terms agreed. The move would make Guimarães the club's record signing, but fans question whether the fee solves Arsenal's deeper issues.
Source: Arsenal close on €90M Guimarães deal — ESPN
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