Imagine being compared to gods just to be told you're not even mortal.
'We put him at the same table as Zidane and Platini. He's not even in the kitchen'
French media eviscerated an unnamed player after the World Cup exit, claiming he was unworthy of comparisons to Zidane and Platini, not even reaching their figurative kitchen. The backlash underscores the brutal turnover from hype to scorn in French football culture.
Source: 'We put him at the same table as Zidane and Platini. He's not even in the kitchen' — HLN
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Jul 15, 2026.
Topics: worldcup2023 · frenchfootball · didierdeschamps · zidane · platini · fifa · soccernews
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