Australia's 'next generation' is a pension plan.
Old blokes might win stuff, but Australia sideline youth at their peril
Australia named five players aged 35+ (Smith, Hazlewood, Starc, Boland, Lyon) for a two-match series against Bangladesh, raising questions about their youth development strategy.
Source: Old blokes might win stuff, but Australia sideline youth at their peril — Sydney Morning Herald
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