Another World Cup, another England penalty shootout dream deferred—by a man who makes goalposts look small.
Argentina beats England 2-1 to reach World Cup final
Argentina defeated England 2-1 in a thrilling World Cup semifinal, with Messi and Alvarez scoring while England's Kane could only muster one. The Three Lions' wait for glory continues.
Source: Argentina beats England 2-1 to reach World Cup final — Al Jazeera
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Jul 16, 2026.
Topics: worldcup · argentina · england · football · fifa · soccer
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