Somewhere, a retired gay man is updating his will to leave his entire estate to Liza Minnelli's safety.
Nation’s LGBTQ+ Community Forms Protective Circle Around Liza Minnelli and Cher
After the deaths of Dolly Parton and Tim Curry, the LGBTQ+ community has formed a protective circle around aging icons Liza Minnelli and Cher, holding them in a luxury Airbnb with padded corners and round-the-clock care. The coalition is offering $10,000 for info on Sir Ian McKellen's whereabouts.
Source: Nation’s LGBTQ+ Community Forms Protective Circle Around Liza Minnelli and Cher — The Hard Times
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Aug 30, 2026.
Topics: lizaminnelli · cher · lgbtq · lgbtqcommunity · dollyparton · timcurry · satire · comedy
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