Imagine calling a national emergency on a potato and still being the smartest guy on that beach.
'Human kneecap' washed up on beach was just a sea potato
A passer-by at Earnse Bay in Barrow-in-Furness, Cumbria, called police and coastguard on Sunday night, convinced a beige, flesh-textured object on the rocks was a human kneecap, and marked the spot with a traffic cone. Furness Coastguard and Cumbria Police searched the beach, identified the find as a Sea Pork or Sea Potato, a form of sea urchin, agreed it was not a kneecap, and closed the report.
Source: 'Human kneecap' washed up on beach was just a sea potato — Metro UK
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Sep 15, 2026.
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