He's not asking for a second date, he's asking for a Net Promoter Score.

Columnist Rates University Romance, Demands 'Ease of Getting Laid' in Prospectuses

A first-person column in a British newspaper mocks the romantic landscape of university, arguing that middle-class female students are attractive but unattainable, obsessed with rowing, debating, veganism and New Age spirituality, and often already attached to sixth-form boyfriends who rarely last past mid-October. The writer complains about their posh names, odd nicknames, exotic holidays and taste in music, and jokes that universities should be legally required to publish an 'ease of getting laid' rating in their prospectuses.

Source: Columnist Rates University Romance, Demands 'Ease of Getting Laid' in Prospectuses — The Daily Mash

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