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Century-old amusement park closes and enters the real estate market
The 119-year-old amusement park has officially closed its doors to the public after more than a century of operation. The site's ownership is now actively seeking a new buyer to acquire the historic property and its remaining infrastructure. The future of the grounds, which contain aging rides and facilities, remains currently uncertain.
Source: Century-old amusement park closes and enters the real estate market — The Independent
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